Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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