Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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