you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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