He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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