How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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