How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhhâ€
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