Its about making memories worth repressing
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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