What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Randomize
