Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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