So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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