I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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