well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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