so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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