Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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