If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
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