I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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