all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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