That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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