He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
did you just send me my own nude
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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