Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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