I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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