My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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