Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Too much gin, very little bucket
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
