is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Nobody cheats on THIS.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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