we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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