Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
