covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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