Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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