Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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