I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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