Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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