Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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