Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
