YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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