i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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