It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
