Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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