i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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