That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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