Me. At least after what I've been through.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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