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(925): View more from California

Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?

(1-925): View more from California

Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?

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(770): View more from Georgia

The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding

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(618): View more from Illinois

So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.

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(661): View more from California

It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring

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(816): View more from Missouri

It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again

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(914): View more from New York

I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her

(845): View more from New York

You mean sponsor?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion

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