We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Ketchup is God's man juice
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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