he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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