he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Randomize
