i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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