I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
The power of my boobs compel you
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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