There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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