I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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