Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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