is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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