There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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