these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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