he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I've blown a few things in my day
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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