If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Damn victory sex feels great
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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