East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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