that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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